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juminten <3 tukiyem



DUDE if you think this kid like, "aaawh so cute!" WATCH OUT cus she BITES!

she's Tamara Farahdinda aka tukiyem aka tukibot aka JESSICA! aka funnybunny


AAAND SHE'S MY TOTAL BESTFRIEND! or more likely... pembokat! JOKE =D she's in 7th grade and YEAH she's younger than me, she's 10.012 and im 10.014 years old.

WELL we're aliens so 2 years is like 2 weeks wit us. OH you haven't know that we're from MARS? what a dork. JOKE.



look at how much fun we had! coughWEIRDOScough


FACTS AND FIGURES!

  1. she's now at LABSKY! laaame! i can't meet her everyday!
  2. she's 2 CM shorter than me *OH YES IM RIGHT*
  3. we both are CHILDISH and BITES so BACK OFF!!!
  4. coughSMALLTEETHcough
  5. AAAND she HEARTS fashion!

look how stylish she is! NOT




ALAY?! guess so. JOKE


but no matter and whatever happens,

WE ROCK THE WORLD! XOXO


see how we love each other? hmm.. yeaa..

LAST BUT NOT LEAST, we SERIOUSLY REAAALLY loves eachother till the END OF OUR LIVES!


P.S. : sorry im SUPER LATE but anyway.. here's the post! kisses kisses tamabloo! =)


piss. lop. TUKIYEM.
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my first saxophone =D



PASTILAH kalian tau kalo aku PENGEEEEEN BGT belajar saxophone!! waktu itu sih ditawarin bunda.. kan baru belajar piano sama gitar tuh, eeeh ditawarin saxophone.. awalnya gakmau tapinya jadi MAU BGT!

TERUUUUUS

pas au lagi pgn2nya bunda malah yg nanti2 aja okelaaaah BERSABAR

EHH TERUS INGET KAN?

bunda beli kursi pijet yg mahal! sax dinomorduakan! SABAAARRRR
yaudalah kan bunda tukang pijet disiniii, OKELAH GAPAPAAA



lalu akhirnyaaaa! cinta bersemi, payung bersambut (?) *gitu kan? tau deh -_-*

I HAVE MY FIRST SAXOPHONE!

gara2 bunda nanya2 sama papa sharen trus sama om ipang yg juga musisi *kalian pasti taulaah*

bunda mau beliin yg made in china! akhirnya dapet deh MAXTONE, made in taiwan! WELLL okelah, kan baru belajar! LAGIAAAN

kata om anton & tante tina kaaaan :

"Ada banyak merek saxophone, namun baik tidaknya permainan bukan ditentukan oleh merek itu, tapi oleh kita pemainnya. Ibarat tulisan, bagus tidaknya bukan tergantung vulpennya. Gitu deh... "

=D

ANYWAAAAAAY

i promise ill keep LEARNIN AND LEARNIN AND LEARNIN sax!
HEHE untung bunda selera musiknya JAZZ! kalo ayah mah dangduuut... -_-
OIYE BARU NYADAR :

grade 7 : PIANO
grade 8 : GUITAR
grade 9 : SAXOPHONE!

CHEERS! CHEERS! CHEERS!

OOOH! OOOH! OOOH! if ur interested, you can just check their house OUT! here's their contact

ALAMAT RUMAH TIUP/VALENTINE BURSA ALAT MUSIK TIUP

Jl. H. Thaiman Barat I No 71 RT 2/RW2 Gedong, Pasarrebo, Jakarta Timur.

Telp. 021 8411717, 08161439838, 02199136199, 02192708255 dan 085692330090

Kordinat: LS 06 derajat 18" 00,0' BT 106 derajat 51" 46,1'



piss. lop. SAXOPHONE!
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ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?


piss. lop. MAKEOVER!
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kangenband


URGH SOONER OR LATER THAT SONG IS OUTTA HERE

huhuhu kesedihan melandaaa audrey mau pindaaaaah!!! =( =( =(


oh you bet i cried, i cried like A SIX YEARS OLD "nyeeeehuhuhuhu hiks hiks audreeeey payaaaah aaaaah hiks hiks audrey jangan peeeergiiiii hiks hiks"

huhuhuhu

audrey pindah gara2 papa audrey mau bikin restoran di palembang... awalnya kirain papa audrey yg mau ke palembang sendiri, EEEEEEH TAUNYEEE


huhuhuhuhu



piss. lop. HUHUHU.
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PEEEP


BASI cus of MUDIK and HELL-CRAPS-EXAMS i haven't post for like CENTURIES?!

WOOO LEBE -_-


so AAAANYHOOO

i'm busy twittering AAAND wii-ing *tjatjat* LAH INI KENAPE JADI CAMPUR2?!!!



EHM POKOKE MBOK, ujian kemaren aku dapet nilai yang lumayan, MATH AKU JELEK, aku bersyukur gak remed! YAYS! ok. boring. -_-

>epilog<

aku: IH MISTER ZAINI KOK AKU DAPET 99?!?!?!!
jaeni: iya tadi kamu lupa blablablabla
aku: *marahbesar* UGH AKU BENCI MISTER UTK SELAMA2NYAAAA!!!! MR YOU SUCKERRRR!!! *keluar*
jaeni: apa? SOCCER?
mima: *ngakak* IYA MR IYA



piss. lop. SOCCER.
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HALO MUDIK!

NAH! karena besok habis subuh berangkaaat, JADI! hari ini jumin mau mengucapkaaaan :

selamat hari raya idul fitri
1 Syawal 1430 H
20 September 2009

hehe

takut ga sempet ngepost pas lagi mudik tau! NIH RUTE JUMIN ADALAH :

bandung-->purwokerto-->jakartaaa!



piss. lop. LEBARAN!
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ATTENTION!

OH KAAAAY why would i LOVE YOUNG michael corleone
*YEAH not Al Pacino, he's OLD*


CREEEEEPY!

i think this is somehow a KARMA!!! KARMA PEOPLE!!! D:
REMEMBER when lisa ADORE that guy on confession of a shopaholic?

HA HA, he looks OLD and NOW i love michael corleone AAAND he also looks old in those three picture!


SO ATTENTION!!

those photos aren't mike's best photos!! the best one is when he's in Sicillia *or sisillia, somewhere in italy* AND I CAN'T FIND IT!!!! >=(


CONCLUSION! :

HE IS DOWNRIGHT COOOOOOL



piss. lop. MICHAEL!
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to : my FUTURE husband *WTF*






OH michael corleone

I LOVE YOU!!!!
you had EVERYTHING I NEED!! *huh?*

this is a tribute to YOUNG michael *mike* corleone.

you're SUPER GORGEOUS and you're actin COOL and CHILDISH EVEN MORE
and WAAAAY MOOOREE

and he managed to shot Sollozzo and Bruno Tattaglia right in the HEAD.
and he married a beautiful lady named Apollonia Vitelli-Corleone.
OMG they're such a LOVELY COUPLE!! and YOU BET I'M RIGHT michael looks REAAAAAAALLY handsome... OH MICHAEL!!!

but... fabrizio, mike's bodyguard, plants bomb in mike's car, and when apollonia started it, mike shouted "APOLLONIA NOOO!!!!!" and BOOOM!!!

it just EXPLODED. well later mike avenged her death, and assasinated that damnedheaded fabrizio.

AAAAAND WHAT DIJA EXPECTING, mike is back together with that-weird-hair-shaped-lady = KAY. Kay is ALWAYS complaining about the corleones. LAME.

he's better off with Apollonia, OR....ME! =d


AAAAAANYWAYS, michael corleone you will always be in my heart, and YES you will make me "madame corleone" in the AFTER-LIFE *huh?*



piss. lop. CORLEONE.

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11:11


i found this quite SCARY BECAAAUUSE

i had "accidently" saw the digital clock, and the numbers were :


i've saw it for like like 9 TIMES!

well this one, i was in the car and brought the camcorder with me so i thought i could show it to YAH.

i didn't GET IT, this is SOOO CREEPY!! like,was this means anything?
will i die at 11:11?
OR something terrible OR good will happen?

WELL who the hell am i to guess?



piss. lop. 11:11.
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o_O


i found this on fanfiction.net

and ALL I CAN DO IS : o_O


Title: Perverted Tellytubby Episode

Summary: Tinky-Winky is a gay little boy who hates everyone around him.

Author: Optimus Prime Fangirl

Fandom: Teletubbies

Warning(s): Really random, disturbing, and stupid. Do NOT read ahead if you are easily offended, disturbed, or cannot take jokes very well. This is meant to make fun of this show.


(Curtains open up and beginning theme song plays, ends, and show starts)

One day in Teletubbyland, Tinky-Winky got drunk. So he tried to rape Po but she ran away so he got pissed off.

Guess what he did next?

(Epic Drum Roll)

He went mad!

Dipsy was running around dancing like a crazy bitch, so Tinky-Winky got a gun and shot him! Then he died a horrible death.

A few minutes after that, the annoying ass baby sun started laughing for no reason whatsoever. So Tinky-Winky got angry and tried to shoot it. It actually worked! The sun started crying and melted.

Guess where the melted stuff landed?

(Another Epic Drum Roll)

On Po!

Po started screaming and burned to death.

Unfortunately, she was tougher than she looked so she didn’t die immediately. It was slow and agonizing, but she eventually met her demise and died a horrible death.

Then Tinky-Winky laughed evilly and the whole world started to freeze. But Tinky-Winky was smart, so he used his magical creepy Teletubby powers to have a heater attached to him. But La-La wasn’t so lucky!

La-La was an airhead, so he/she or whatever that fuck head’s gender is couldn’t use his/her magical Teletubby powers. So Tinky-Winky, being the angel he was, decided to end her life earlier by getting a nail-file out of his pocket and slitting her throat with it. So she also died a horrible death.

So Tinky-Winky was the only one on the planet who survived. He decided to celebrate by kicking a dead body!

But there was a big problem…

(Dramatic Music Plays)

He was bored!

Tinky-Winky starts crying like a big baby!

“I AM SAD!”

So he decided to eat some Tubby-Toast!

But the ingredients were frozen!

Oh no!

“Tinky-Winky be upset!”

And when Tinky-Winky got sad, there was only one result…

(Dun Dun Dun)

He went mad.

Tinky-Winky starts screaming and throws stuff everywhere. He goes outside, and all of the grass is covered with snow!

But uh-oh…

A glacier is about to land on top of him!

“AHHH! Tinky-Winky be scared!”

The glacier landed on Tinky-Winky, crushing him and fortunately killed him instantly. But something magic happened! Everything suddenly got restored and the Teletubbies are (sadly) revived.

“Po be slutty!”

“La-La smells like shit!”

“Dipsy is faggot!”

“But Tinky-Winky is the worst of all!”

The Teletubbies say bye!

[THE END]

(Teletubbies bow and curtains close, and the ending theme song begins playing)

- - -


piss. lop. TELLYTUBBIES.

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how to put banner in your BLOG!


ohkaaaaaay BUNNIES! since i'm in a GOOD MOOD todaaay! i'm gonna help you with the BANNER-CODE-THINGY

WHOOPS, the good mood FELL and i'm in a bad mood NOW, so you can learn how in HERE! *click it dumdum*

hope this would HELP!



piss. lop. CODES..
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ash is a total PAPARAZZI!


YO! watch out BUNNIES!! my M-O-M bought me :


a brand new CAMCORDER!
AAAND it's CANON!

AAAH... life sure is good! MWEH. i've been makin some guitar tutee video and some "talkin-to-dead-object" videos i mean LOTS OF IT.

aaand it's fun watchin STRANGERS being captured in video -___-, like when i was in ace hardware yesterday, i told the "tukang-ngangkut-ngangkut" to say "hello" to the camcorder and he REALLY DID -___- talk about WEEIIIIIRD

AAANYWAY, i'm gonna put SOME of the video, cus the rest is kinda TOP SECRET "if-you-know-what-i-mean"


piss. lop. CANON!


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i'm like HAPPY like like REALLY REALLY happy


GUESS WHAT...

i. got. an. AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!! thanks to NADYA!


HA HA

i'm...TOUCHED....-___- okay so anywaaaay
i'm gonna give this tooo :

1. TUKI!
2. L!
3. nyonyah RAKINA!
4. McDO! HAHA!
5. rizkaaa!
6. kennyKEV!
7. rahmi MAH MEN!
8. MAUL! *aka anjas halidino?*
9. ADANI!
10. MANGGA! eh maksud saya AUDREY!


just click to visit
their awe-smacking awesome BLOGS!


OKAY NOW. HERE'S THE RULE :

"Gampang aja yang menerima award ini diharuskan untuk membagikan kembali award ini kepada sepuluh orang temannya. Dan selanjutnya si penerima award harus meletakkan link-link berikut ini di blog atau artikel kamu :


1. Imenoreh
2. Juragan Jengkol menuntut Balas
3. cilpilicious
4. anind
5. bojes
6. andin
7. ocky
8. Indira
9.
Nadya's Days

10. YOUR ALTER EGO

Aturannya begini : sebelum kamu meletakkan link di atas, kamu harus menghapus peserta nomor 1 dari daftar. Sehingga semua peserta naik 1 level. Yang tadi nomor 2 jadi nomor 1, nomor 3 jadi 2, dst. Kemudian masukkan link kamu sendiri di bagian paling bawah (nomor 10). Tapi ingat ya, kalian semua harus fair dalam menjalankannya. Jika tiap penerima award mampu memberikan award ini kepada 5 orang saja dan mereka semua mengerjakannya , maka jumlah backlink yang akan didapat adalah..

1. Ketika posisi kamu 10, jumlah backlink = 1
2. Posisi 9, jml backlink = 5
3. Posisi 8, jml backlink = 25
4. Posisi 7, jml backlink = 125
5. Posisi 6, jml backlink = 625
6. Posisi 5, jml backlink = 3,125
7. Posisi 4, jml backlink = 15,625
8. Posisi 3, jml backlink = 78,125
9. Posisi 2, jml backlink = 390,625
10. Posisi 1, jml backlink = 1,953,125

Dan semuanya menggunakan kata kunci yang kamu inginkan. Dari sisi SEO kamu sudah mendapatkan 1,953,125 backlink dan efek sampingnya jika pengunjung web para downline kamu mengklik link itu, kamu juga mendapatkan traffik tambahan.Nah, silahkan copy paste saja, dan hilangkan peserta nomor 1 lalu tambahkan link blog/website kamu di posisi 10. Ingat, kamu harus mulai dari posisi 10 agar hasilnya maksimal. Karena jika kamu tiba2 di posisi 1, maka link kamu akan hilang begitu ada yang masuk ke posisi 10."

EAAASY HUH?!


piss. lop. TOUCHED.

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superpower!


OKAY this absolutely WEIRD.



piss. lop. RUBIKS.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING........TESS..TESS


HAH? singing contest??
WAH bukaaaan, mari jumin jelaskan!

SIIIIIIIING : itu adalah sound effect dari kesunyian kalo di komik doraemon! BACALAH!

TESS..TESS : itu adalah sound effect ingus jumin yg menetes seperti keran.


SIIIIIIIIIIING.....

HMM ngomongin apa yaaa?? talk about BOOOOORIIIING.. -__-

OIYA tau gaaak hari ini tgl berapa??

09/09/09.

HARI INI, banyaaaak yg JADIAN!

HARI INI, banyaaaak kejadian WABA

HARI INI, banyaaaak yg web statusnya ttg HARI INI *ha? -___-*

HARI INI, jumin keliatan cantik jelita rupawan sekali!
*siiing..krik..krik..*

ENGH EHEM OHOEK OHOEK


INTINYA! this is once in a lifetime! so enjoy your day! *oke itu BEGO bgt karena skg, it's 1.05am*
jadi SAY. HELLO. TO. THURSDAY.



piss. lop. THURSDAY.
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INDONESIA! GO! GO!





Tgl 2 Oktober nanti, UNESCO mengukuhkan BATIK Indonesia sebagai Warisan Budaya Dunia (World Heritage)!


Kalo kamu merasa sebagai bangsa Indonesia, mari kita pakai baju batik pada tgl 2/10 (Let's wear Batik on Oct 2nd).


Sebarkan info ini, walau ke satu teman. Peduli kita utk Indonesia.




piss. lop. BATIK.
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mainan BARU ROFL!


EH EH EH! aku punya mainan baruu! namanya google translate HEHE pasti kalian2 udah pada tau kan kalian GAAAUUUUL! yEgAk YeGaK?

nih salahsatu yg kocak2 HAHA


"Aku akan mendapatkan uang dan akan membeli sebuah jeruk berwarna iPOD 16GB!!"


"katakan keju!"


"abu benar-benar menendang beberapa keledai"



"today letoy super day. letoy feet, letoy body"


"dilamain turn .... even tell Ngulang. turn dicepetin ... Instead nyungsep."


AAAAND MOOORE!!
try that yourself!


kencing. menutuh. ROFL.
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ash totally kicked some ass


i totally kicked faiz's LEG,
okay not ass. WELL it's f-ing hard to lift your leg when you wear SKIRT!!!

ANYWAY, i just kicked him..

"EH IZ!!"

KICK!

"AAWW"
"THAT IS FOR YESTERDAY"
"OH OKAY THEN"

just. like. that.

hmm rezky? i was really mean to him, i'll never talk to him ever again i guess.



piss. lop. HAHA.
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SING SING SONG JUMINTEN NOT CLEAR


SIIIIIING
udah dulu yaa marah2nya PUASAAA!! MANO TIDAK KUAT MAMAAAA!! MANO TIDAK KUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!

lebai. iya bener kok. gapake "Y"

ANYWAAAAAAAAAY
apa maksud judul post ini??

SING = nyanyi
SING = nyanyi
SONG = lagu
JUMINTEN = ya juminten
NOT = gak
CLEAR = jelas

JADIII : nyanyi-nyanyi lagu juminten gak jelas.....CACAT.


IIIIIH jumin iiih sukanya kangen baaaaand!!

jumin : HEH!!! LAPO KON!!! AWAS TAK SEKSO!!!

wah! jumin surabayanya membara2
YAAAH jadi kangen sama sby deeeh, juminten skg di las vegas *HA?*


POKOKE

jgn protes yaaa ada lagu juminten di mixpod jumin! tenaaaang! masih ada :
  • Wanna Be ft lily allen - by Dizzee Rascal
  • Straight To Hell ft mick jones - by Lily Allen



piss. lop. KANGEN.
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YO DUDE, you're SOOO DEAD


someone really KICKED my butt today, M. FAIZ FAISAL. he's like doesn't had BRAIN i didn't do anything to him, and he came outta NO WHERE and just kick my butt like that.

MINE YOUR OWN BUSSINES, GET A LIFE WILL YA?

so HEY MORON, too bad i wear skirt today, if only i wore pants today,
i'll TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS, TILL YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE

and M. REZKY RAMADHAN the one who put a note that said " tolong ditendang " on my BACK,

DUUUUDE, *cough* COWARD, you wanna kick me? just kick me by YOURSELF, COWARD!!


my mom said " GAH why didn't you punch him right in the face?! "

WELL that is SUPER WORTHLESS, cus they don't even worth that much, AND i'm sure god is on my side, cus he's on the weaks side right?

AND BOYS, you guys do carried a name of a GREATGREATGREAT person, you carried RASULULLAH'S name! MUHAMMAD!

you didn't deserve that name AT ALL. may i suggest you two to change your name to MONKEY Faiz Faisal and MORON Rezky Ramadhan???

SO DUMBASSES, PREPARE FOR THE WORST.



piss. lop. JERKS.
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hatiku berada di juni *WTF*

1st June
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.


ROFL!

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MINTAK DUIT!


greetings all ego-maniacs...

please give me CASH! $___$
H-E-L-P!!!
i want this :


UGH audrey gave fachri AN iPOD FOR HIS BDAY!!! monkeyfeathers!! i wish i had a boyfriend who would buy me this....NOT! who needs f-ing bf ANYWAY!

i'll earn money and will buy an orange iPOD CHROMATIC 16GB!!

ANYWAAAAY bintang had some new friends! i dunno what their names yet but they seems NICE and MAJOR CUTE!

when i took the photo, i got the nikon DSLR with me and shouts "say cheese!"

CLICK!

and the boy with the penguin said, "aaaawwwh, my eyes hurts cus the flash ='("

and i just said"....aaawwh kasiaaan" -_____-


next time close your eyes when someone got a camera, boy! -___-

btw!

notice anything? gilang's room is a PLAYROOM now! it got COMPUTER, loads of ENCYCLOPEDIA, aaaaaaaand thousands of LEGOS!

HAHA gilang, GET LOST!


piss. lop. LEGO.
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to : tamara farahdinda


booger and poop
dictionary soop
and that is why
we're like TOTAL BESTIE!


to tuki wit lop.
B-)

speaking of TUKIIII :
why GLASSES?

because she's wearing glasses NOW! and GOD her minus is : -2.75 and -1.75
HAHA talk about KARMA! well anyway, welcome to the club DUDE!

ANYWAY, i bet it's one of those Armani's!

well IT IS! it's RED! just like my glasses!
and she's gonna show it tomorrow! or the next day! or the following day! WELL IT'S GOTTA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS


piss. lop. ARMANI.
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new string!



JEEENG JEEEEENG CEKREESS! jumin beli senar baruu! pasti gitarnya jadi lebih YOI!

ah tapi tadi pas masang rada ngaco! jadi COPOT! untung gak putuss! akhirnya dibenerin ayah deeeeh
totally recommended by bamby
RP 95.000


piss. lop. D'Addario!
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bundaku termehek-mehek

EEEEEEEH MASAAAA YAAAAA, your alter ego dipuji oleh Mcdoans! aduh jumin TERSANJUNG! HAHA!

oke ya semoga your alter ego tambah FAMOUS! *ha?*


OH! kasian bunda! bunda TERMEHEK-MEHEK! OH! kenapa termehek-mehek? OOOOH PENGEN INIIII :







tadi liat di pvj. berapa harganya harganya 60 JUTA BOK

OKE bundaku gak mungkin mau yg ginian i mean.. 60 MILLION FOR A STUPID MASSAGE CHAIR IS TOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

err..ehem..

bundaku mau yg kecilan harganya adalah teng teng tekterektek 3 juta! YEAH! harga yg lebih bersahabat.....NOT!

pokoknya mas2nya
SOK SOK BAIK oke ga penting..

INTINYAAAA bunda lalu menelpon ayah untuk meyakinkan membeli kursi pijatnya itu!! diskon 35%! dgn cicilan menjadi 365.000 per bulan!

bunda : yah. ada kursi pijet tuh yah. 365.000 yah. beli ya.
ayah : WAH! iya beli aja!

LANGKAH 1, dalam ngerayu jgn memberikan detail yg dpt menyulitkan diri kita!
NAH! lalu berhasilkah bunda membeli kursi pijat idamannya??

NGGAK. ayah beberapa saat kemudian nelpon lagi.

ayah : EH iya lupa nanya, itu 365 cicilannya apa harga cashnya??
bunda : eeengh..ehh.. cicilan yah. setaun yah.
ayah : HAH?? gak usaaah!!! kalo mau ngilangin pegel mah makan obat!!
bunda : AH GIMANA SIH LO @#$%^&*(><
ayah : YEEH lagian bilang harga ga detail
bunda : ohyaudadeh, EH YAH inget gak> kan blablablablabla
ayah : oiya! blablablabla

LANGKAH 2, ALIHKAN PEMBICARAAN

bunda : ooh yaudah yaa, eh! jadi beli gak nih??
ayah : GAK USAAAH DIBILANGIN
bunda : ohyaudadeh..... *masih ngarep* EH YAH jgn lupa>blablablabla *HEEAAK*

jadi intinyaaa bunda mau beli kursi pijet GAK JADIII, aku mau hangout sama lia GAK JADI JUGAA


hufft... *aLaY* kita termehek-mehek!!!!!!!!!


>epilog<

nenek : gimana jadi beli gak?
bunda : ah enggak! tau tuh bu mas lukman *ayah*
nenek : yaudah kalo pegel nanti minta aja pijitin sama si lukman
bunda : GRR@##@#$%$#$%^^&


piss. lop. MEHEK.


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