WODODOL!

hahahahaha tema ini emang ga bosen2, jadi inget dulu pas sekeluarga lagi jalan2 keliling jawa, kita lagi di solo...oiya, masih berhubungan dgn congek *lol*

tralalalala..tiba2...
gilang: ayaaaah pgn pipiiiis
ayah: hah? hadoooh gimana sih! lagian tadi ga ikutan pipis siih! yaudah tuh! tanya sama orang!
*disamperinlah itu org tukang sapu*
ayah: pak, numpang tanya pom bensin yg ada toiletnya di mana ya pak?
[kakek-kakek tukang sapu=KKTS]
KKTS: ...
ayah: PAK!! POM BENSIN YG ADA TOILETNYA DI MANA??
KKTS:*sambil berbalik dgn penuh kewibawaan, dan berjiwa satria..dia pun berkata..*APA? DODOL?

DOEEENG

entah itu dianya yg lagi ngiler pgn makan dodol ato pendengaranya bermasalah...

hanya Allah yg tau...

wododol.

Wabah di grade eight!!!!!

Oh tidaaaak!!! wabah congek melanda grade eight!! fenomena ini sudah berkali-kali terjadi!!! berhati-hatilah!!! berikut cuplikanya!!

1.
intan: audreeey!! mau pangku! *duduk di kaki audrey*
adani: hah? dagu?

2.
mima: eh july ada apa sih?
intan: hah? juling? nih juling *ngejulingin mata*

3.
mima: lysaa pensilnya bagus deh, berapa harganya?
intan: mokayaa
lyssa: apaansih?
intan: *cengok* ooooh!! kirain mima bilang "pensilnya bagus deh, boleh buat aku ga?"

4.
intan: eh eh audrey! adani! kalian tau slamball ga? tau slam dunk ga?
audrey: gataau
[ahmad lagi nguping]
ahmad: ha? siapa bawa selendang?

5.
mr bryan: okay guys..in the mean time
adani: loh kok juminten sih?

6.
[lagi aikido]
mima: iiih aku pgn cepet2 pulang deeh
intan: iyaa aku jugaa, pgn main DS sama piano
mima: kalo aku pgn skype..
intan: ooh skype..
adani: wah hebat mima, tumben pgn study...

7.
ceritanya lagi nentuin tema debate buat english, trus ada tema "being teenager is cool"
raka: eh teenager apaan sih?
intan: ha? english kan
mima: apasih, raka bilang teenager artinya apaaan?? teenager itu remajaaa
intan: ooh kirain si raka nanyain "belajar apaan?", wabaa

8.
intan: hi talitaaa!
talita: hi kak!
intan: eh minta dooong! itu apaan sih?
talita: ooh ini? ini mah hello pandaa
intan: mmmm.. enaak...
*di kelas..*
intan: adaniii, aku pgn kungfu panda deeeh
adani: ...
intan: adaniiii!! kacang bgt sih!!! aku bilang aku mau kungfu pandaaaa!!!
adani: ...
intan: eh? loh? kok jadi kungfu panda sih? hello pandaaa!!
adani: yee bilang dari tadiii! pantesan gajelas bgt huahahhahaa

9.
*adani abis keluar dari kamar mandi, abis ganti baju aikido, nyamperin aku*
*adani jalan dgn tertatih-tatih*
intan: kenapa sih? kok jalanya gitu?
adani: ih ih gak enak nih! ga pake sabuk!
intan: *kaget* HAH?!!! KAMU GAK PAKE CELANA DALEM???!!
[itu ngomongnya saking kencengnya, ampe diliatin org2..malu gilaa]

tuh kan!!! tuh kaaan!!!! wabah congek!!!! wahahaha , lihatlaaah sebentar lagi akan menyebaaar....MENYEBAAAAAR!!!!!

a sixgrader named kenny A.K.A poem genius

aku punya temen namanya kenny. dia itu anak grade six, yg bikin beda dia suka bikin puisi sama lirik. kalo menurutku dia itu semacam poem genius lol. ini adalah beberapa lirik dan puisi bikinan kenny!

Don't

you've promised you won't leave me
you've told me that you love me
I can't believe you leave me
I thought that you loved me.
*chorus:
no... don't, please don't
don't leave me alone
you've promised you won't
but then you just gone.
please....
your self's all I miss
I can't breath without you
a part of me still chasing you
it leaves a bleeding wound
just wanna hear your sounds.
*chorus
can't believe you don't want me anymore
you're the only one I ever adore
this wound's just getting bigger and bigger
but for me nothing is really matter
*chorus
since you left me
I've become like a zombie
I've lost my reasons for living
I missed your golden eyes
there's a piece of me that still missing
i missed your skin touch that felt like an ice.
*chorus

lirik don't ini menceritakan perasaan Bella ketika Edward harus meninggalkan dia di buku new moon.

Love

love.
it's suck.
it's beautiful.

love.
it makes me feels like i'm Drowning.
it makes me feels like i'm flying.

love.
it's happiness.
it's sorrow.

love
it's yes.
it's no.

love.
it's up.
it's down.

love, it's confusing.

tuh keren kan? nih satu lagi

when I was a child

when i was a child
I got a boxes of dreams
but after i grown up
it turns to monster claws and screams.
when i was a child
i always believe in dreams and wishes
but after i grown up
they all turn into junk pieces.
when i was a child
i always thought that i could find gold in the end of the rainbow
but after i grown up
i always think that there's nothing but the sorrow.
when i was a child
i knew that i'm a Believer
but after i grown up
I'm nothing but a loser
i was a crime.
i was a jerk.
i leave all my dreams.
and forgot what for are those hard work.
i wanna change.
i wanna look for pieces of dreams that still left in me.
and started it all over with it.
'cause now i know who I wanted to be.
i'll be me.

hhhhh dalem bgt yaa puisinyaaa...ih!!! I can't believe she's even YOUNGER than me!!!!!
kenny kereeeeeeeeeen!!!! xD

Rebutan Hokben

jadi begini....kan bunda abis dari kantor, trus pas makan siangnya dapet hokben. trus kata bunda disuruh bagi2 sama gilang. yah abis itu bisa ditebak. rebutan. berikut cuplikan adeganya:

I: eh lang sini nasinya buat aku aja.
G: eeeeeeh..! enak aja!! aku juga mau!
I: yeeeh, itu di rice cooker juga masih ada nasi!
G: iiih! pokoknya aku juga mau nasi hokben!

*akhirnya itu nasi dibagi dua*

I: tuh bagi dua tuh!!
G: iiiiih! uni intan nasinya lebih banyaaaak!
I: ih!! aaaapa, kamu tuh yg lebih banyak tapi akunya diem aja!!
G: bundaaaa! ini nasinya yg mana yg lebih banyaak??

*bunda pun dateng*

B: yeeeh, ini mah jelas-jelas banyakan uni intaan!
G: tuh! wek! gak mikir!!
I: bundaaaaaaa! gilang ngatain aku ga mikiiiiir!

*yaaah, masalah lagi dah ini*

B: laaaaaaang...?
G: iiih! uni intan juga pernah ngatain aku ga mikiiir!
B: intan juga niiih.
I: iiih! bunda juga pernah bilang ga mikir ke akuu..!
B: y-yaudalaah! IMPAS AJA SEMUANYAA!

mokaya.

P.S: buat sarah, bye bye! semoga dgn home-schooling kamu jadi lebih bahagiaaa! *azik azik bahasanyaaaaaah*