JEEENG JEEEEENG CEKREESS! jumin beli senar baruu! pasti gitarnya jadi lebih YOI!
ah tapi tadi pas masang rada ngaco! jadi COPOT! untung gak putuss! akhirnya dibenerin ayah deeeeh
totally recommended by bamby
RP 95.000
piss. lop. D'Addario!
EEEEEEEH MASAAAA YAAAAA, your alter ego dipuji oleh Mcdoans! aduh jumin TERSANJUNG! HAHA!
oke ya semoga your alter ego tambah FAMOUS! *ha?*
OH! kasian bunda! bunda TERMEHEK-MEHEK! OH! kenapa termehek-mehek? OOOOH PENGEN INIIII :
tadi liat di pvj. berapa harganya harganya 60 JUTA BOK
OKE bundaku gak mungkin mau yg ginian i mean.. 60 MILLION FOR A STUPID MASSAGE CHAIR IS TOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!
err..ehem..
bundaku mau yg kecilan harganya adalah teng teng tekterektek 3 juta! YEAH! harga yg lebih bersahabat.....NOT!
pokoknya mas2nya
SOK SOK BAIK oke ga penting..
INTINYAAAA bunda lalu menelpon ayah untuk meyakinkan membeli kursi pijatnya itu!! diskon 35%! dgn cicilan menjadi 365.000 per bulan!
bunda : yah. ada kursi pijet tuh yah. 365.000 yah. beli ya.
ayah : WAH! iya beli aja!
LANGKAH 1, dalam ngerayu jgn memberikan detail yg dpt menyulitkan diri kita!
NAH! lalu berhasilkah bunda membeli kursi pijat idamannya??
NGGAK. ayah beberapa saat kemudian nelpon lagi.
ayah : EH iya lupa nanya, itu 365 cicilannya apa harga cashnya??
bunda : eeengh..ehh.. cicilan yah. setaun yah.
ayah : HAH?? gak usaaah!!! kalo mau ngilangin pegel mah makan obat!!
bunda : AH GIMANA SIH LO @#$%^&*(><
ayah : YEEH lagian bilang harga ga detail
bunda : ohyaudadeh, EH YAH inget gak> kan blablablablabla
ayah : oiya! blablablabla
LANGKAH 2, ALIHKAN PEMBICARAAN
bunda : ooh yaudah yaa, eh! jadi beli gak nih??
ayah : GAK USAAAH DIBILANGIN
bunda : ohyaudadeh..... *masih ngarep* EH YAH jgn lupa>blablablabla *HEEAAK*
jadi intinyaaa bunda mau beli kursi pijet GAK JADIII, aku mau hangout sama lia GAK JADI JUGAA
hufft... *aLaY* kita termehek-mehek!!!!!!!!!
>epilog<
nenek : gimana jadi beli gak?
bunda : ah enggak! tau tuh bu mas lukman *ayah*
nenek : yaudah kalo pegel nanti minta aja pijitin sama si lukman
bunda : GRR@##@#$%$#$%^^&
piss. lop. MEHEK.
EEEEEEEH jumin udah bikin BANNER! YEAH BANNER!!!!!!!!!
terimakasih yg sebesar2nya kepada temen2 blogger yg udah mau berbagi PENGALAMAN!
jadinya aku bisa bikin banner! baru yg diatas doang sih, ntar yg banner yg bisa di-copas ntar aje ye, MALES
anywaaay, karena yang bikin adalah jumin, jadi pasti ada yg cacat.. LIHATLAH exhibit 1 :
kegedean gile
ATAU seperti exhibit 2 :
kekecilaaan!
POKOKE WABA DAH! yg skg masih blm normal sih, tapi karena jumin males jadiii.. yaaaa... begitulah...
SORRY YAAA kalo tadi pas lagi buka your alter ego bannernya cacat!!!!
OIIIIYAAAA, aku baru bikin nama untuk kalian my truly readers!
EGO-MANIACS!
kereeeeen kaaaaaan?? iya dong, enak dong, mantep dong
piss. lop. MANIACS!
this is the other song! it's about lisa and bamby!
uuuuuuuu!
the chords is just C7 and Fmaj7 aaaaalll waaay till the end!
E-N-J-O-Y!
THEIR LOVELY LOVE STORY - by intan!
this is a story about one lovely girl
she once got a boyfriend, her very first one
when they together the love is in the air
they both realize they can't live without each other
once they got it screwed and has come to an end
she said it's for the best, but it still hurts so bad
the girl misses something real big in her life
the boy had a new one, but his heart remains empty
she really di suffered, when trouble has come
like he's being mean or her friend is on his side
and one day as she's trying to forget about him
he said it, he said it, the word iLOVEu
she's really happy, really happy, like she's never before
but does she wants to be with him or just being free
she can't make up her mind, she loves him but she
don't want the tears back, so she end up saying no
she really regrets it why she had said no
yes she is still in love with him, and is waiting for him
and finally the day has come,
when he asked her again
she said yes, and they kissed
and he won't let her go again.
piss. lop. LOVESONGS.
WAH! ada apa dgn jawa?? WAH! nyi roro kidul lagi disko ternyatah! NAH LO!
gimana ini?!?! JUMIN PANIIIIK!!!!
HEITS! tenaaaang! jgnlah kalian panik! jumin sang penakluk segera to the rescue!
HAL PERTAMA YG HARUS DILAKUKAN, seperti kata mr maul, sebagai pembok--eeeh maksudnyaa suami dari nyonyah rakinah mawadah wa rohmah--ADALAAAH
SEGERA UPDATE STATUS WEB ANDAAAA!!!
EH tidak percaya??? liatin aja plurk, twitter, facebook! SAMPE BAWAH isinya GEMPAAA GEMPAAAA semuah!!
GEMPA aja nih yaa, sampe jadi trending topics di twitter!
LANGKAH KEDUA! dari hasil jumin interview, kata MANGGA alias MRS. CRIMSON CHIN alias AUDREEEY adalaaaaaaaah *JENG JEEENG CEKRESS!*
SELAMATKIN GITAR BARU LAPTOP!
NAH! tidak ada sumber pasti yg menbilangangin kenapa harus begini, tapi kemaren AUDREY melakukan ini dan sekarang ALHAMDULILLAH SELAMAT! SEHAT! DAN BUGAR!
DAN LANGKAH KETIGA! jika anda trapped di dalem gedung, JGN PANIK! jangan pernah berusaha terjun payung pake kolor! karena itu DANGEROUS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. lalu pegimane?? NAH! caranya adalah, kata guru TKnya bintang adalaaaaaah
NEMPEL KE TEMBOK LALU BACA AL-FATIHAH SUPAYA GEMPANYA ILANG.
kenapa demikian? karena ALLAH SELALU MEMBANTU ORG2 YG LEMAH DEK! anda setuju tinak? kalo tinak, baruu bolehlah anda mencoba terjun payung dgn pake kolor.
LALU, bagaimana dgn jumin? aduuuh jumin tersinggung, eh tersanjung deh ada yg nanyain..ihik..ihik..
jawaban :
JUMIN TINAK TAU APA2 YA, KARENA SAAT GEMPA JUMIN SEDANG MOLOR.
HUH! mana pas bangun diliatin org2 lagih. AH biarin kan jadinya kaya sleeping beauty!
OKE YA!
WASPADALAH!
BERSIAPLAH!
BERSIAGALAH!
NYI RORO KIDUL WILL ROCK THE WORLD!
*quote konser tunggalnya nyai MUAKAKAK*
piss. lop. GEMPAAAAA.
I MADE 2 NEW SONGS! YIKES!
the other one, hmm i'll post it later it's sbout bamby and lisa's love story!
and guess what... it's about.... someone-out-there-i-suppose! if you're my truly reader *uuuu!* you must know the answer!
ANYWAY, this song is called, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU
enjoy! OH! if any of wants to know the chords just tell me! and i'll give you the chords and even upload it on youtube!
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU - intan!
so you think you're tough
to beat me that's not enough
you can get all of the fame
but still i know you had it with shame
you made them thinks i'm heartless
that i'm such a queen of coldness
you know my problem is jealousy
because of that i'm being such an assie
nananana nananana
nanana nanana
BRIDGE :
since you're born
i am torn
they're all yours
i'm angry of course
CHORUS :
you're the one i hate
it's so right it's like a fate
you make me feel alone
i hope you just gone
i just wanna say
OH please go away
and i, I HATE YOU
cus it's always about you
nananana nananana
nanana nanana
mom thinks i'm all about tendency
well too bad that is not how i see
and dad thinks i'm always being mean
well that one is true, so i said it with grin
nananana nananana
nanana nanana
BRIDGE
CHORUS
nananana nananana
nanana nanana
eat that crap, eat that crap
shut the mouth up and eat that crap
eat that crap, eat that crap
eat that crap, and i'll watch you cry
piss. lop. ASSIES.
okay this so OLD, idk around jan-feb? i've watched this MILLION TIMES i LOVE it!
ANYWAY lily laughs A LOT aaaand watch out paparazzi! don't even had a thought of chasing her WHEN SHE GOT CHAINSAW!!! if you know what i mean >=)
piss. lop. LILY.
mr marsono. mr hatta. mr zaini.
TARGET GRADE NINE.
>=)
hi maniacs!
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